I spent the day asking questions about the various medications the dogs and I take. Dash had an appointment to check his Levothyroxine lev...

I convinced the guys at the hipster restaurant to make me something that wasn't on the menu this morning. This was a small but signifi...

The landscapers came out today. They think it's funny that I have to replace the grass every year. I think I'm their only customer...

At the rate I'm going, I could probably continue this narrative as a series of Tweets. 140 characters a day would be plenty. Today, I ...