I wrote another letter to my Luddite sister today. I do this about once a month. Anything more often would seem excessive. I've grown ...

Sunday is usually the busiest day of the week. It's the last chance to catch up on chores I should have done earlier in the week befor...

When you've lived in a house for thirty years, you start to realize that a lot of things are much older than you think they are. My el...

I had a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich for breakfast. That's as close to a walk on the wild side as you're going to get from ...

I'm finding it increasingly difficult to accomplish more than one or two things a day. Today I got a haircut. That was about it. The r...

It's never wise to disrupt a dog's schedule when food is involved. This is why I dread those days when one of the dogs has to fast...

I listened to Elon Musk give a presentation on how he planned to colonize Mars this afternoon. The guy actually plans to do this. Part of ...

Dot woke me up last night making that familiar sound that dogs make before they throw up. I got her to drink some water, which calmed her ...

The weather was terrible today. We'd been warned to expect rain, but the warning didn't sink in until we were halfway around the b...

Weekends always start off with an accident these days. We don't sleep in that much longer, but it's enough to throw Dot off her s...

I believe in redemption. Every month or two I return to my original breakfast restaurant to see if they've finally got their shit toge...

I used to love going to hardware stores. Old fashioned hardware stores had everything from invisible brass cabinet hinges to appliance par...

The trouble with credit cards is that a month or so after you buy something, you actually have to pay for it. I feel poor today, because i...

The bananas didn't ripen at all this weekend and were still green this morning. I thought about chopping them up and throwing them in ...

Apparently, I'm not the only person dealing with frustration. Every call I got today involved some sort of frustration. Information wa...

I was thinking about freedom and discipline while I was at the gym today. I've always hated rules and regulations, but I'm certainly...

I find all this talk about the candidate's health amusing. These guys are my age. They may be healthy compared to other people approa...