Day 47

I think I'm finally starting to get it. Even though I was an early adopter of all things involving cyberspace, I've had a hard time understanding why Internet 2.0, or the Social Internet, as many people call it, was so important. Now I understand. Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn...all these social networking sites; they're really just an extension of the Kevin Bacon Game. Let's say you have 24 connections on one of these sites. If you count "friends of friends" you immediately have 1800 connections. Start counting "friends of friends of friends" and all of the sudden you have over 200,000 connections. This is the whole "Six Degrees of Separation" theory. Everyone in the world is just six people away from knowing everyone else in the world.

It's all pretty intoxicating at first. Then you start to realize that even with all your fabulous Facebook friends, most of the telephone calls you receive are still from telemarketers. I wonder sometimes if living in an interconnected world makes any difference at all? It doesn't seem to make that much difference to me. I know I'm connected to something, but it doesn't seem real. I get e-mail every day asking me to do things. I do a little typing, upload a few files, scan a few pictures and send a reply e-mail that usually just says "Done!" I periodically get a check in the mail from these people, but I never see them anymore. They're all too busy answering their own e-mail.

We took our dogs to Unleashed again this afternoon like we do every Sunday. Dogs are more honest about everything. They have a much easier time staying connected. All they do is sniff butts.

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Day 46

At my age, whenever I tell someone I'm on my way to a party, it inevitably means I'm on my way to some sort of charity fundraiser. This evening, Janet and I listened to The Pit Pops and The Lupners play at Lake Highlands Live #4: a charity "battle of the bands" featuring local "Dad Bands." I think this benefit was to raise money for a scholarship fund at Lake Highlands High School. The bands were actually pretty good, considering that in real life all the musicians were aging accountants, real estate agents and small business owners. I used to play in a rock band that was similar in many ways to The Pit Pops. We called ourselves The Fabulous Has-Beens. The band stayed together for over five years and we all had a great time playing old Motown hits we loved in college. I guess when you get down to it, everyone would really rather be a rock star.

I'm tired of Winter already. It never got above freezing today. I'm never really happy with Texas weather. In the Winter I want to live someplace warmer. In the Summer I want to live someplace cooler. There are two weeks every Fall however, when everything is perfect. At least the rain quit this morning and I didn't have to spent half the day cleaning mud off the dogs.

I don't know why I didn't set up a LinkedIn account earlier. I've only had the account one day now and already I'm accumulating quite a few contacts. LinkedIn is actually a brilliant idea. My regular contact list is perpetually out of date. People move around so much now that I've always got the wrong phone number or address for friends and customers. With LinkedIn, if you take the time to locate someone once, you'll never have to do it again. I think I'm going to transfer all my contacts to LinkedIn and throw my Rolodex away. Oops...that won't work. A lot of my veterinarian clients don't even use e-mail.

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Day 45

Don't ever try to carry an umbrella when you're walking two Dalmatians in the rain. I foolishly thought I could avoid doing an extra load of laundry and save thirty minutes clean-up time by putting raincoats on the dogs and carrying a big yellow umbrella when I took the dogs on their morning walk. Bad move. The  dogs shook their raincoats off within two minutes and they were scared of the umbrella, so I had to ditch that as well. By the time we arrived home we were all soaking wet, just like we always are when we take rainy day walks. I wish these dogs would learn to do their business in the yard when the weather is bad, but they insist on their regular walk, rain or shine.

By the time I got everyone clean and dry again it was almost time for lunch. It didn't really matter that I wasted hours dealing with wet dogs though. Fridays are always slow. I think most of my clients leave early for the weekend. I finished all my regular website updates in an hour or so and spent the rest of the day setting up my new LinkedIn account. Younger people I work with are convinced that things like a Facebook page or a Twitter Tweet really matter. I'm, not so sure. I'm really pretty easy to find on the Internet, but I don't think that my online presence or any attempts at social networking have ever brought me any significant business.

If you want new business, just go have lunch with a friend. My company has done pretty well over the years and just just about all the business we've ever gotten has come from referrals I've received from friends. When I need to hire suppliers, I'll always ask a friend for their opinion on who would be good for the job. The Internet can connect you to the entire world in an instant, but only friends can tell you who is reliable.

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Day 44

Dash won another ribbon last night at obedience class, so I guess just about anything is possible. If my disobedient dog can win a ribbon every once in a while, maybe this blog will eventually make in into the Technorati Top 100. It could happen, you know. All I have to do is keep writing my way from Day 44 to Day 3044, consistently getting a little better each day. I've been working long enough to finally realize that persistence is the biggest component of success. It's a shame I didn't learn this earlier in life. I burned a lot of bridges working my way through 17 different ad agencies in search of the perfect job.

Even thought I've spent most of my adult life in the advertising industry, it still surprises me from time-to-time that advertising actually works. My clients are continually asking me why their websites don't rank higher in Google searches. Everybody wants to be on page one. They think I can work some sort of optimization magic to make Google rank their page higher. Usually, I just tell them to buy Google Adwords instead. Think about it. Google practically owns the Internet. If you want them to notice you, just pay them. Recently, I decided to practice what I preach and buy some Google Adwords for my own site. Sure enough, traffic increased and my site was consistently in the top ten for the keywords that were important to me.

The only problem with Google Adwords is that they can end up being pretty expensive. If your business depends on your website, hiring Google is dirt cheap. If you're just playing around however, you can run up an alarmingly big bill on your credit card in a short amount of time. For playing around at increasing traffic, I prefer Entrecard. It's kind of bogus, since most people dropping cards on your Entrecard widget don't even stick around to read your posts. It does increase traffic, however. Entrecard is kind of fun too. You have this illusion that you're making lots of money, until one day you wake up and realize it's all Monopoly money.

I could go on and on, but you probably already realize that I'm just blathering. It's raining cats and dogs outside and I haven't even been out of the house all day. It's a good thing it's Martini Night this evening.

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Day 43

I love the new iPad. Even though all I really need anymore is a Big Chief tablet and a number two pencil, I'm probably going to be first in line to get one of these amazing little gizmos. The iPad was clearly designed for consumers of content. That's OK. Since so many people in the Mac community are creators of content, it won't be long before you can input an HD video stream wirelessly into your iPad, do your editing at Starbucks and then upload your finished video straight to a post house for distribution. There'll be an app for that. There'll probably be special versions of Dreamweaver and Final Cut Pro that are optimized for use on the iPad as well. So, what will I use my new iPad for? I don't know. Most of the e-mail I get is spam. When clients send me e-mail, I try to call them back on the phone to avoid spending thirty minutes typing a response. I guess I could watch a movie on the iPad, but it's probably still more enjoyable to watch movies on the big TV in the bedroom. Probably the most useful thing I could do with an iPad is show clients their new websites and videos somewhere where it's quiet rather than have them come over to the studio and be barked at by the dogs. Oh wait...I can already do this with my laptop.

So, there you have it. I need a new iPad about as much as I need this blog. I'd hazard a guess that you can't even change the batteries yourself and I'll have to send it back to Apple in California and pay $400 to get the battery replaced. Been there. Done that.

I got some more pictures rejected by a stock photo agency today. Maybe I just don't understand stock photography. I ought to, since I certainly buy enough of it. Nevertheless, rather than send the stock agencies the same type of pictures I buy (like a simple, well lit fork or salt shaker) I foolishly try to send them something "interesting" that I think shows off my vision as a photographer. Eight times out of ten, I get back a polite little note saying that the photo "doesn't meet our needs."

I'm not complaining. I do understand what's going on. It's just can't bring myself to take pictures of salt shakers. Maybe I'm a lot like my dog Dash. We go to dog training class in an hour or so. We've been going every Wednesday evening for several years now and Dash knows every command perfectly.  On rare evenings when the stars are aligned and the weather is perfect, he'll go through all the exercises flawlessly and win a ribbon. The rest of the time he just doesn't give a shit.

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Day 42

I wonder sometimes what compels people to write. I certainly didn't start out to be a writer. When I graduated from architecture school I, not surprisingly, went to work for an architect. It was three years later that I discovered that I could make twice as much money working as an advertising copywriter. It didn't seem to matter that I had absolutely no training as a copywriter. Back in the early 70's it seemed to be a plus if you came from outside the industry. One of the first creative directors I worked for used to be a wrestling coach. My favorite boss, the legendary John Brown got his start in the industry when he walked into Hal Newsom's office at Cole & Weber and said he was tired of repairing IBM typewriters and thought he'd make a good writer.

I go through periods when I feel like writing and then I'll grow disinterested and won't write a word for years at a time. The last time I felt like writing was in the mid 90's. I wrote four books in less than two years. Excerpts from these books were published in obscure magazines, but the books themselves never found a publisher. Since the manuscripts were just gathering dust on a shelf, I decided to put them on the Internet shortly after I discovered how to build a website. In 1997, one of the books, a series of essays I called The Road to Nowhere became one of five finalists for Cool Site of the Year. I didn't win. A well financed site called The Onion was the winner that year. You'd think coming this close to greatness would have inspired me to write more, but it didn't. I gradually wrote less and less and eventually left copywriting to return to photography.

I probably would have made a better blogger back when my life was exciting. I can't help but noticing that the controversial and outrageous bloggers get a lot more followers. If there is a master index of blogs somewhere, I'm probably lumped in with all the mommy blogs.

No more flights on Lufthansa for a morning creative meeting in Germany. No need to take the Armani suits to the dry cleaners anymore. It's all about dogs now. The high point of the day was taking Dot to the vet. We've noticed that she's been feeling painful in her lower back lately and thought it might be a slipped disk. Apparently not. After a thorough series of tests, the vet says she has lactic acid build up in her muscles. She needs a massage.

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Day 41

I got an RFP to design another veterinary website today. Budgets certainly aren't what they used to be, but I'm eternally grateful that people still find a need for people like me. Making a living as a creative person isn't as easy as it used to be however. I'm continually amazed at how sophisticated people have become about website design. They take for granted things that weren't even possible two years ago. It wasn't that long ago that almost everyone was happy enough with a nice looking layout, lots of pictures of their product and a few well chosen words. Now, they expect to be able to fill prescriptions online and want live cameras in the day care areas.

I was a lot happier when the world moved at a slower pace. Before the work world became convinced that almost everything could be instantly resolved with the click of a mouse, we were all a lot more civil to each other. When you told a client that you could probably find a resolution to their problem in two or three weeks they didn't complain and demand an answer tomorrow. When I began my career, just about everybody had a secretary or some sort of assistant. You could scribble something on a yellow note pad, send it off for proofreading, and it would arrive neatly typed on your desk the next morning.

Those days are long gone. You're on your own now. Your only assistant is a copy of Microsoft Word. People don't even like to talk on the telephone anymore. Today my clients seem to universally prefer e-mail. It takes me at least an hour every morning just to answer my e-mail. How many times have you had to spent thirty minutes typing a detailed answer to a question that could have been resolved in thirty seconds over the telephone? Even when people do use the telephone, they don't like to talk. They text!

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Day 40

It was standing room only when I took Dash to Vheas Laundromutt for his weekly bath. We've never had to stand in line for a bath before, but the weather was beautiful today, after an unusually long string of rainy days. Probably people wash their dogs the same ways they wash their cars: when they just can't stand the mud anymore. Dash is a regular at the Laundromutt. He has a skin condition that requires a special medicated bath at least once a week. We've watched Vhea's business grow and prosper since she took over the place from the previous owners. It's nice to see a small business succeed. Especially one located right in the neighborhood.

It was also nice to see that Unleashed had all the promotional posters that we gave them for our upcoming Valentines Day pet picture event prominently displayed throughout the dog park when we took Dot and Dash to play later in the afternoon. Hopefully, this pet picture event will be a big success. When Dalmatian Rescue has done these type of fundraisers before, we've been working in much smaller venues, so this could be a good opportunity for us.

I've started noticing that many of the same people come to the dog park every Sunday afternoon. Maybe we aren't the only ones who spend their entire weekend catering to the needs of their dogs. There are certainly other things that need to be done. I could have gone up on the roof and cleaned off all the leaves. I could have gone down to the rent house and made sure there weren't any dead bugs on the floor to scare away potential tenants. I could have gotten a head start on next week's website updates.  Naw...I think all these things can wait.  It's a beautiful day and the dogs need to play.

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Day 39

I stopped by Aaron Brothers on the way to the grocery store to get some frames before their penny sale ends tomorrow. It probably says something about me that a frame shop is one of the few places in town where they greet me by name when I arrive. I love to frame things. When you put a frame around something, you look at it differently. You could pick up trash on the street, put it in a nice frame and suddenly it becomes art. Perhaps this blog is just a way to frame each day. Words in books. Images in frames. It's all the same, really. Just a way to get people to pay attention to the things around them.

Today, I just wish people would pay attention to their driving. It's another soggy, wet day in Dallas and traffic is terrible. Things slow down to a snail's pace whenever it rains. Lord help us if it snows. We know what to do if a tornado hits, but garden variety wet weather doesn't seem to bring out the best in us.

Just about every Saturday shares a common theme these days. I vaguely remember doing something spontaneous on weekends, but it's been a long time. Lately, it feels like my life has become an endless to-do list I will never finish. The house is cleaner this evening. The groceries are in the refrigerator. The laundry has been dried and folded. I'm sure there's still something that still needs to be done.

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Day 38

Life would be a lot easier if the dogs could talk. Dash woke me up at 3 AM this morning. He was whining and pacing around in an agitated state. Was he just whining because Dot stole his place on the bed, or was something wrong? I let the dogs outside, but all they did was start barking and woke all the neighbors. We repeated this exercise three times at twenty minute intervals before Dash revealed the true nature of his problem. He had diarrhea.

In the morning he threw up and had more diarrhea. I took him to the vet, suspecting that his colitis might have returned. Sure enough, that was the diagnosis. I wonder if the missing pumpkin might have caused this? Increasing the amount of fiber in your pet's diet is a common way to manage colitis. It's only been a week or so since all the pumpkin disappeared from the grocery shelves in Dallas, but maybe that was enough to make a difference. On the other hand, maybe Dash just ate some nasty crap in the park while I wasn't looking. It seems easy enough to diagnose colitis, but pinpointing the exact cause is apparently very difficult. At any rate, I can now add Metronidazole and Famotidine to Dash's growing list of daily meds.

It took me a while to figure out how to use the Microsync strobe sync system that arrived yesterday. There was a big warning sign on the receiver that said never to use the unit with power packs that had high sync voltages. To be safe I plugged the receiver into a WEIN Safe-Sync adapter, and turned everything on. Nothing worked. I changed the transmitter to a different frequency, and still nothing worked. I was about to give up when I noticed a picture on the Microsync package that showed the unit plugged directly into a Norman power pack just like mine with no voltage reduction adapter at all. I got rid of the safe-sync adapter and set up the unit just like it looked on the box. Everything worked perfectly. None of this was mentioned in the instructions, of course.

Dash is sleeping peacefully now. Hopefully the worst is over.

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Day 37

I'll never get used to Texas weather. Less than a week ago, I was worrying about the pipes freezing and today it was 75° outside. Hard to believe it's T-Shirt weather in the middle of January, but that's Texas for you.

What a busy day! One of my clients wanted to add some new employees to their website, so I took over 400 images this afternoon to get twelve good portraits. It's amazing how much things have changed since film disappeared. If I were still shooting on film, I probably wouldn't have taken more than 75 images for the same job. Digital cameras make a lot of things easier, but it's still hard to make people look as glamorous as they'd like to be when they're dressed in hospital scrubs and wearing no makeup.

The Microsync wireless strobe sync system I ordered last week arrived today. Hopefully, I'll find some time to test it tomorrow. I never had a problem using a long sync cord when I was photographing people, but after having dozens of unruly dogs trip over my sync cord when I was helping Dalmatian Rescue with their Christmas pet picture events, I was determined to find a better solution for our upcoming Valentine's Day event. Odd. My clients are happy enough with my obsolete working habits. It's the dogs that are keeping me on the cutting edge these days.

My doctor wouldn't let me drink yesterday after he stuck his camera down my throat. Luckily, that's all in the past now. In honor of Project Runway, we've moved Martini Night to Thursday.

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Day 36

I had to walk the dogs extra early this morning, since I needed to be at Medical City for my EGD test by eight AM. I'm not fond of hospitals. It seems like every time I go, it takes longer and longer to fill out all the paperwork. When I met the doctor, he asked if I still had bleeding and was taking laxatives. "No." I told him, "You're doing an upper GI scope on me this morning." The doctor laughed. "Sorry, wrong end," he said. "I need to keep my ends straight this morning." I already had a colonoscopy last year. Maybe if you combined the video from that test with the one they are taking today, you would end up with a stem-to-stern tour through my entire body. Perhaps I should ask them for the tape and put it on YouTube.

No annoying valium drip today. I was out cold. They gave me Propofol which I like, because it has virtually no side effects. As soon as you are awake, you're good to go. The hospital still won't let you drive home after an EGD, but I'm sure that's just a liability issue. When I woke up after the procedure, the doctor said I had esophageal ulcers, reflux esophagitis, erosive gastropathy and erosive duodenopathy. Well, I guess that explains the heartburn anyway.

Looks like the market is giving back all the gains it made yesterday. I was hoping that yesterday's rally would continue for a day or two in celebration of Scott Brown's big win last night. No such luck. The doctor said to take it easy today, so I guess I'll just go and take a nap with the dogs.  They take it easy every day.

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Day 35

I stayed busy most of the day updating several of the websites I manage. I'm quite efficient at making these weekly updates and modifications, but sometimes I wonder how long I can continue hand-coding HTML when everyone is moving to the cloud. Maybe the web development industry is headed in the same direction as the auto industry was 100 years ago. In the early days of the automobile there used to be dozens of successful manufacturers here in the United States, all essentially making custom cars. Now the only automaker left that isn't a ward of the state is Ford.

When Force.com introduced the concept of Cloud Computing, things in my world changed just as fundamentally as the day Henry Ford introduced the assembly line. Already I'm starting to see fellow photographers, graphic designers and architects abandon their very beautiful handmade websites in favor of a sophisticated and easy to use liveBooks template. The writing is on the wall. I don't know who's going to be left standing ten years from now, but it probably won't be me.

Maybe if the market continues to go up like it did today, I won't always have to worry so much about the viability of my business model. I'm not holding my breath though. The chances of the stock market becoming a reliable and predictable source of income are about as good as the chances that Congress will finally get the message and start acting responsibly if Scott Brown wins in Massachusetts tonight.

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Day 34

I don't own a cell phone. Until recently, I've never considered this to be a liability. I'm certainly not that hard to reach. I have an easy to remember e-mail address and my landline phone number hasn't changed in twenty years. Nevertheless, I'm starting to feel like I'm missing some sort of fundamental change in the way society works. Every single one of my clients and most of the vendors I work with carry an iPhone around with them constantly. They seem to be glued to the devices. In meetings, at lunch, even at home, they can't take their eyes off the tiny touch screen.

What could be so important? I've known many of these people for years. A lot of them aren't any busier than I am. Often, their phones don't even ring, but still, they keep staring at them. Maybe I'm missing the point though. While I was eating breakfast this morning, I watched part of a program called "Planet of the Apps" on CNBC. In less than five minutes I saw a neat little iPhone application I could actually use myself. It was an inexpensive program that turned your phone into a fully functional teleprompter. Cool! I spend hundreds, sometimes even thousands, of dollars on renting expensive teleprompters every time I produce a video. Now, a mobile phone can do the same thing.

I'm torn. I'm fascinated by technology, but I still don't find much of a need to talk to anyone. Would an iPhone change my life? I don't know. I have a feeling it would be like the pair of brown alligator shoes that caught my eye last Summer. They're still sitting in my closet unworn almost a year later.

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Day 33

Where have all the pumpkins gone? Canned pumpkin is a great source of fiber, especially for dogs who have trouble expressing their anal glands. We're been adding pumpkin to our dogs meals for quite a while, but recently, I've started noticing that canned pumpkin is harder and harder to find. Albertson's has no pumpkin. Kroger or Tom Thumb don't have any either. Where have the pumpkins gone? I always thought that canned pumpkin was a staple ingredient in any kitchen. I mean everybody loves pumpkin pie, and pumpkin soup is fairly common too. You can still find parsnips, rutabaga and even stranger vegetables almost anywhere, but no pumpkin. I'm mystified.

I used to wonder about the meaning of life. In a pinch, I could quote Schopenhauer and Ludwig Wittgenstein from memory. Now, I wonder where all the pumpkins have gone. I wonder if anyone else finds Haley Bennett's voice irritating when she says "The Human Network" on those new Cisco commercials. I'm starting to wonder why the "live" Aflac duck has been replace by a cheesy looking cartoon duck.

Maybe my brain has already turned to mush. We'll see what else has turned to mush on Wednesday. That's when I'm scheduled to go to Medical City for the EGD test I had to postpone over the Christmas holidays because I couldn't find anyone to drive me to the hospital. They say a flexible endoscope is a remarkable piece of equipment, but I'm still not looking forward to swallowing a video camera.

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Day 32

No breakfast this morning. It's time for another cholesterol screening at Northlake Health Foods. There's usually a huge line of senior citizens ahead of us when we go to these screenings. It's not surprising actually, especially when you consider that you receive a complete blood panel from a reputable testing lab for only $20. When my regular doctor runs a similar panel of tests, it usually shows up as a $400 charge on my insurance statement. I'm convinced that this one little example is at the heart of why the entire health care situation is such a mess. The whole concept of insurance destroys competition. Whenever someone thinks you are paying with someone else's money, the price goes up. Always! Car insurance, health insurance, homeowner's insurance...it's all the same. Nobody gives you their best price, because they know you're not the one who's paying. In theory, going to see your doctor shouldn't cost much more that taking your dog to the vet. Veterinarians are very well trained. They typically have more up-to-date X-Ray and diagnostic equipment than their human medicine counterparts. They only charge a small fraction of what your regular doctor charges however, all while performing essentially the same services.  What's the difference? No insurance is usually involved. The vets know you are paying with your own money and charge accordingly.

Somehow Janet and I missed the usual long line at the cholesterol screening and were in and out in ten minutes. We celebrated our good fortune by going to Cracker Barrel and having a large plate of stuff that wasn't good for us. After pancakes and some nice thick bacon strips, I was ready to hit the stores and do the week's shopping. I'm having a harder and harder time finding incandescent light bulbs. Everyone is stocking these florescent and LED bulbs instead. I hate them. They're way too dim for me and if you drop and break one of the new spiral florescent bulbs, you turn your house into a hazmat site.

Hey, the blog is one month old today and Dr. Who is on BBC tonight. Things could be a lot worse.

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Day 31

It felt like I spent my entire day paying bills. Quarterly taxes are due on January 15. So are the monthly homeowner's association dues for my still vacant rent property. Then, there is the Visa bill, the Mastercard bill, the water bill and on and on. Don't even get me started about health insurance. My monthly health insurance premiums are higher now than my entire salary was when I started working.

Not a very glamorous day. It's raining again. After I cleaned the mud off my own dogs and stopped by the post office to give the IRS everything I made last month, I headed down to the VCA-Loop 12 kennels to repair the Kuranda beds the rescue Dalmatians had destroyed. It's not one of my favorite tasks, since even though the kennel staff says they wash the beds every day, they still reek of dried urine. Kuranda makes the strongest, most durable dog bed out there, but they are no match for a kennel dog with too much time on its hands. Most of the dogs we kennel would be perfectly content to sleep on the sofa all day, like any self-respecting Dalmatian, if they had a real home. They're still waiting though, so they become amazingly creative at destroying their dog beds. It's just boredom. How would you like to stay in a kennel all day?

On a more positive note, I got a call out of the blue this morning from a veterinarian who wondered if I would be interested in designing a website for a new animal hospital he was building. You bet I would!  By this time next month I'm going to have a whole new pile of bills to pay.

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Day 30

I finally got the recalcitrant printers working again and started producing the promotional materials for the Dalmatian Rescue Valentines Day fundraiser. If you live in Dallas, be sure to stop by Unleashed on either February 6 or February 13 and let us take a heart warming portrait of your dog. I'm not surprised that people love these pet picture fundraisers we do. The quality of the photos are fabulous and, at least to me, the prices are unbelievably low. If I charged these kind of prices to my commercial clients, I'd be out of business in a month. It's all for the dogs though. The entire production team gives away their time for these events and although we are tired at the end of the day, we have a lot of fun too.

Thursdays are website update days for several of my clients. Luckily, the workload wasn't that heavy today, so I had time to finish the Valentines Day posters too. Dot is usually the model when I design posters and marketing materials for Dalmatian Rescue. Dash won't stay in one place long enough for me to take a picture.

Keeping the blog current is taking me a bit longer than I thought. I don't know why I'm surprised. Absolutely everything takes me a bit longer than I think it should. In theory, writing something everyday will impose a bit of discipline on my life and help keep my brain from turning to mush. It certainly beats doing Sudoku puzzles anyway. I wish I could continue to work in the slow meticulous way I always have, but still get things done faster. It's probably not going to happen. I don't believe in, or even understand, the whole concept of multi-tasking. Multi-tasking to me is just doing a lot of stuff at once in a non-focused, half-assed way.

So here I am, continuing to do one thing at a time and never getting finished. Finished or not, I'm certainly going to take a break and watch the premier of Project Runway Season 7 tonight. I've gotten totally hooked on that show.

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Day 29

I had lunch with Harry Harrison today. Harry and I both began our careers as copywriters during advertising's Jurassic period . We worked together at Bozell & Jacobs and later at Stern Monroe. I don't think either of these agencies even exist anymore. Nothing from that era really exists anymore, unless you watch it on an episode of Mad Men.

Over the years, I did less and less writing and began branching out into photography and filmmaking. Harry kept writing though. Now, he is a best selling author. You can buy his books at Barnes & Noble or Amazon.com. I was browsing around in a local bookstore recently and on the back cover of one of Harry's books it said "over one million sold."

I'd like to publish a book someday. I've had stories and short essays published, but I've never had the discipline to tackle a book. My sister, who is a very successful author, keeps telling me that I'll never get published unless I quit spending all my time writing about myself. "Nobody is interested in what you think," she tells me. It's probably true. There's certainly not a lot of people following this blog.

I ought to try and turn my dog stories in to a book. People love dog stories. If John Grogan could turn his dog Marley into a publishing home run, maybe I could do the same with Spot, or Petey or even Dot and Dash.

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Day 28

I wish I had a bigger house. I'm continually taking things down to the storage warehouse because I can't find any place to put them. On the other hand, I'm continually bringing things back from the storage warehouse because I stored them away by mistake and I actually need them. Back and forth I go. I guess I have enough closet space, but it would be nice if the closet wasn't five miles away.

When I was looking for a watch to photograph for today's watch of the day, I discovered four more watches that need new batteries. The Epson 4000 printer is clogged again too. It would be nice if a lucrative new project would come through the door that would allow me to junk all my aging equipment and just start over. Of course, I wouldn't really throw it away. I would just take it all down to the storage warehouse where it could join the rest of my obsolete machinery. Maybe when I retire, I could start a museum of obsolete technology. We could start with the two Osborne 1 computers that are gathering dust in a corner and then move on to the very first Macintosh 512K. Remember Commodore?  Sequential Circuits? They're all there somewhere.

Although I'm just as comfortable booting the office computers from an old System 9 drive and working with fifteen year old software as I am using the latest version of Snow Leopard, there are still a few new things I lust after. I've started seeing leaked photos recently of the new Apple tablet that will be introduced later this year. I may have to get one of these. Finally, an iPhone with a big enough screen for me to actually use.

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Day 27

I got new safety inspection and registration stickers for my Defender 90 today. I remember when you used to take your car in for a safety inspection, a mechanic would poke around under the hood for a while and make his own determination about whether the vehicle was roadworthy or not. Now the entire process in computerized. Sensors are placed in the engine and tailpipe and a computer in Austin, Texas decides whether you pass or fail. I was lucky today. Usually, when I take my car for a safety inspection I have to sit reading old magazines in the garage for an hour or so. Today, we were in and out in less than twenty minutes.

I wasn't so quite lucky when I went up the street to the neighborhood Tom Thumb to get my new vehicle registration sticker. The clerk told me that I needed to go downtown and get new license plates this year because the plates on my car were seven years old. Damn! Another long line to stand in. When I finally got the new plates several hours later, they looked pretty flimsy. Evidently prisoners don't make license plates anymore. These looked like they were printed on tin foil at a local Kinkos store. I wish I could have just kept the old plates. It took me four years just to remember the number.

After wasting quite a few hours making my car legal again, I stopped by Aaron Brothers to pick up a framing order. The picture looks wonderful, but I have no idea where I am going to put it. All available wall space was used up years ago.

Dalmatian of the Day

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Day 26

Another busy Sunday. We're trying to organize a Valentine's Day fundraiser for Dalmatian Rescue. Since the group did so well taking Santa Paws pictures over the Christmas holidays, we thought we might be able to expand the pet picture idea to other holidays as well. Unleashed invited us to take Valentines Day pictures down at their facility on February 6 and 7. Back in December, this seemed like a good weekend to schedule the photo session. Now that we're thinking more clearly and have realized that this is Superbowl weekend, we're wondering if anyone will show up. After the Dallas Cowboys beat the Eagles last night, some of our Dalmatian Rescue volunteers are convinced that Dallas is actually going to be playing in the Superbowl as well. It won't be easy to find volunteers on February 7.

Janet and I went down to the dog park this afternoon to see if we could reschedule the fundraiser for another day, but we couldn't find anyone who could give us a definite answer. Hopefully, we can find an alternate date to take the Valentines pictures, since I've already purchased a 10x20 pink muslin backdrop for the shoot. Volunteer work is every bit as complicated the as the work I do for my regular clients. The only difference is that I'm working for free. Sometimes it seems like I'm working for free for my regular clients as well, but that's another story.

I just noticed that the safety inspection sticker on my car is due again. One more thing I've got to find time to do next week. I wonder what percentage of my life is spent just paying bills, running routine errands and answering calls from telemarketers?  Whatever the percentage, it's way too high. At least the days are starting to get longer again. During December, the dogs usually got their evening walk in the dark. Now, we're beginning to see the sun again. We noticed another sunset bridal shoot along the lake on this evening's walk. Sunset photos must be popular with brides. I see them often.

Dot and Dash must be popular as well. I was surprised as how many people mentioned to us today that they'd seen the dog's picture in yesterday's paper. In a world where RSS newsfeeds update your computer every few minutes, it's easy to forget that people still read the newspaper.

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Day 25

Breaking news! When I looked through this morning's paper, there were Dot and Dash, featured as promised, in a Metro Section article about the chilly weather in Dallas. I really didn't think the dogs pictures would get published, since Dot was barking so much when we were being interviewed yesterday. The story looked great, however. Thanks, Dallas Morning News!


Later today, Janet and I drove to Flower Mound to take Spot's wheelchair to a women who wanted to borrow it to see if, Kendall, her aging Dalmatian could use it. The wheelchair didn't fit Kendall, who was larger than Spot, but we showed the woman how she could use a Walkabout Harness instead to help her dog regain a little mobility. I can't say enough good things about the people who make the Walkabout Harness. When our dog Spot got old and began to lose the use of his rear legs, the Walkabout Harness gave him an extra year and a half of freedom and mobility. Kendall reminded me so much of Spot. It's sad to see a dog who still has a strong desire to live slowly fade away. They just don't understand what is happening to them. Probably people don't understand either. Near the end, my Dad seemed just as perplexed about what was happening to him as Spot did. I'm not looking forward to getting old.

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Day 24

Global warming? I don't think so. It's 16 degrees outside today in Dallas. Add in the wind chill factor and it feels like it's below zero. The dogs still want their walk, of course. They actually looked quite stylish this morning when I bundled them in two layers of dog coats. Dot wore a bright red coat over her black sweater and  Dash wore his matching blue coat. During our walk, the colorful pair caught the attention of a Dallas Morning News reporter who was out looking for human interest stories. She was writing a feature about what people in Dallas do in freezing weather. She got our names and took a lot of pictures as we walked along the bike path near White Rock Lake. I don't know if we'll make the Saturday morning papers though. Dot barked at the reporter during the entire interview. Maybe there'll be one good picture though. I noticed the reporter was using a top-of-the-line Canon ESO camera and shooting in burst mode. Shooting at a rate of 5 frames per second, you can literally take hundreds of pictures in just a few minutes. Maybe she managed to capture a few good frames between all the barking.

I think the reporter would have had a lot more interesting story for the paper if she'd asked why all my pockets were filled with self-winding watches. (pockets are a lot cheaper than a watch winder and work just as well) If she was interested, I could have told her about the pack of Coyotes who live in a thicket of trees about fifty yards behind where she was interviewing us. I might have even given her my recipe for the delicious sausage scramble I was going to make for breakfast as soon as I got home. Of course, in today's online world, interviews are always a two way street. I could have had a lot more interesting blog entry today if the reporter had told me why she was sitting out in the freezing cold waiting for a story in a completely empty city park, just in case some idiot like me happened to walk by.

I'll have to go out and buy a paper tonight and see if we made the news.

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